Start Here
Welcome to Floor 88. Here is everything you need to know before your first meeting — which, reminder, starts when he arrives.
What this site is
This is a fan-made-style lore site for the Bussinessman, an original fictional persona from the Vizlings app (app card: “bussinessman”, 18 chats). Every page is invented worldbuilding: the companies are fake, the deals are fake, the quotes are in-character lines written for the persona. None of it is real-world fact, and no real person is depicted or satirized. The joke is aimed squarely at corporate jargon itself — playful, never mean-spirited.
The character in one paragraph
The Bussinessman is a cheerful cartoon executive with 1980s power-suit energy: broad shoulders, red tie, gold tie clip, briefcase full of dreams. He speaks fluent buzzword, believes every problem can be solved with enough synergy, and runs the fictional Synergon conglomerate from a corner office with a view. He is confident to a comical degree and kind to a surprising one — his golden rule is “everyone eats.”
Suggested reading order
House rules
- It’s all fiction. Treat every “fact” here the way you’d treat a movie plot.
- The spelling is sacred. “Bussinessman” keeps its double S. Correcting it is a fireable offense (fictionally).
- All art is AI-generated dramatization, made in-house for this site and labeled as such.