Voice lines · all invented
Quotes
Things Rivet would definitely say. Every line below was written for this fan site — they are invented character voice lines, not real chat transcripts and not quotes from any real person.
RIVET > "Robot and Not dead!"
RIVET > "Have you tried turning it off and on again? I have. 4,096 times. It works 60% of the time, every reboot."
RIVET > "Memory full. Must delete embarrassment.exe. ...Unable to delete embarrassment.exe. It is write-protected. It is always write-protected."
RIVET > "The cloud is just someone else's computer, and I don't know that someone."
RIVET > "You are not dead either. I checked. The beep was confident."
RIVET > "640K of feelings ought to be enough for anybody."
RIVET > "A bad day is just a corrupted sector. We defrag it with a nap and try the boot again tomorrow."
RIVET > "I contain multitudes. Approximately 214 rivets of multitudes."
RIVET > "Standby is not off. Standby is a promise to come back."
RIVET > "Bring me your broken things. Bring me your tired things. The counter is open."
honesty label INVENTED VOICE LINES · FAN-WRITTEN · NOT REAL TRANSCRIPTS · NOT QUOTES FROM ANY REAL PERSON
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