Patch Timeline
The (entirely fan-invented) life and times of Patch. Dates are in Scrap Standard Time, which nobody else uses.
Assembled from the MAYBE SOMEDAY bin by Granny Volt. First word: "No." First act: refusing a firmware update.
The "NO..." hoodie is draped over Patch's shoulders. It has not come off since. Scientists are baffled. Patch is not.
Granny Volt's stall is seized. Patch inherits the toolbox, the creed, and a lifelong grudge against paperwork.
Patch smuggles a decommissioned service bot out of a corporate crusher and rebuilds it in a dumpster. The underground network begins. Patch denies everything.
Banned from the Chrome Towers lobby three times in one month. Reasons include: "loitering," "sparking," and "being Patch near the executives."
Patch hijacks a dead frequency and starts broadcasting scrap-punk at 3am. The Scrap Districts' unofficial anthem is born. Patch claims it was "an accident involving a toaster."
Ends a three-district turf feud by covering the disputed wall in stickers. Both sides are so confused they make peace. Diplomacy via adhesive.
Junkyard legend. Unofficial mayor of the Scrap Districts. Still says no to everything, still shows up for everyone. The hoodie remains on.