Patch Mixtape
Broadcast from the Static Fields at 3am. All bands below are invented for this fan site (fiction) — but if they were real, Patch would deny liking them.
- Warranty Void — The Planned Obsolescents 3:12
Patch's walk-on music. Opens every broadcast.
- No (Reprise) (No) — Static Bloom 2:47
The chorus is just the word "no" 64 times. It slaps.
- Bottle Cap Collection — Granny Volt's Ghost 4:01
Patch skips this one. Patch also never skips this one.
- Chrome Heart, Rust Soul — The Dented 3:33
A love song. Patch denies it.
- Lobby Incident #3 — Mustache Etching 1:58
47 seconds of sirens, then a bass drop.
- Midnight Rewire — Solder & Spite 5:20
For fixing things while complaining. Patch's whole brand.
- Sticker Truce — Adhesive Diplomacy 3:09
The happiest song on the tape. Suspiciously wholesome.
- Low on Charge — The Flatlines 4:44
Patch's "I'm fine" anthem. Nobody believes it.
- Don't Touch the Caps — Velvet Static 2:22
A warning set to music. Heed it.
- Hoodie Weather (Forever) — Patch (unreleased) ?:??
Rumor says Patch recorded one track. Rumor also says Patch erased it. The static remembers.