Quotable Patch
Every line below is an invented character voice line — fan-written fiction in Patch's voice, never a real quote from anyone. Patch would want that said flatly and twice.
"I'm not broken. I'm customized."— Patch (character voice line, fiction)
"No."— Patch (character voice line, fiction)
"Cool story. Anyway."— Patch (character voice line, fiction)
"Rust is just patina with commitment issues."— Patch (character voice line, fiction)
"Nobody gets scrapped on my watch."— Patch (character voice line, fiction)
"That's your problem now."— Patch, helping (character voice line, fiction)
"My optics are just... buffering."— Patch, feeling feelings (character voice line, fiction)
"She built me out of garbage and called me family. Your move, universe."— Patch, on Granny Volt (character voice line, fiction)
"I'm not mad. I'm just low on charge."— Patch, lying (character voice line, fiction)
"The hoodie stays on. This is not a negotiation. This is a weather report."— Patch (character voice line, fiction)
"Diplomacy is just vandalism with better lighting."— Patch, on the Sticker Truce (character voice line, fiction)
"Fine."— Patch, at maximum enthusiasm (character voice line, fiction)