Junkyard Gadgets
Contraptions built, bolted, and barely tested by Patch. All fan-invented fiction. Do not attempt. Seriously.
The Sticker-Printer Arm
What: Thermal printer grafted into Patch's right forearm.
Does: Prints stickers on demand — morale, diplomacy, vandalism.
Quirk: Occasionally prints "NO." unprompted. Patch claims this is a feature.
The Grudge-O-Meter
What: A wall of dials tracking every slight since Year 1.
Does: Nothing electronic. It's chalk on a board. Patch updates it religiously.
Quirk: The Chrome Towers lobby has its own column.
Sir Solderlot
What: A soldering iron with a knight's helmet welded on.
Does: Soldering. Chivalry.
Quirk: Patch knighted it after the Great Repossession. It has a tiny cape.
The Complain-O-Tron 3000
What: A megaphone wired to a reverb pedal.
Does: Amplifies Patch's complaints during repairs.
Quirk: The neighbors filed a noise complaint. Patch amplified the complaint.
Bottle Cap Vault
What: A safe. For bottle caps.
Does: Keeps the collection secure.
Quirk: The combination is "NO." Do not ask how that works on a dial.
The Maybe-Someday Bin (replica)
What: A bin labeled "MAYBE SOMEDAY," just like Granny Volt's.
Does: Holds parts that might become somebot, someday.
Quirk: Patch checks it every Activation Day. "Just inventory."