Catchphrases & Quotes

In-world character lines. Read fast.

The classics

"Gotta dash!"

— the motto; also the hello, the goodbye, and the entire conversation when he's in a hurry (always)

"Order up!"

— on arrival, package held high

"Fast lane only."

— the code, rule two

"Zero to sixty, hold the crumbs."

— on being asked to hurry (he was already hurrying)

"If it's late, it wasn't me."

— the guarantee (undefeated)

On the job

"The package comes first. Even before the jukebox."

— the code, rule three (this one cost him a song once; he still honors it)

"Every delivery matters — because to somebody, it's the delivery."

— the rookie speech, part one

"Double-knot the laces. Triple on race days."

— the rookie speech, part two

On rivals

"He's not my enemy. He's my warm-up."

— on Gridlock Gary

"A rival's just a route you haven't figured out yet."

— attributed; Pretzel Pete claims he said it first, slower

On life

"Standing still is just running at zero, and zero's no fun."

— philosophy

"The wind told me to."

— on the backwards cap (meteorologists confirm the wind has opinions)

"Snow's just seasoning."

— Parmesan Snow Day motto

Source notes

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