Pond etiquette

The laws

1. Never wake a napper. The oldest law. No exceptions, including emergencies (there are no emergencies).
2. Ripple gently. Enter water like you're apologizing to it.
3. Share the rind. The best pieces go to the companions.
4. Keep voices low. The pond amplifies; whispering is a courtesy and a strategy.
5. Leave lotus beds as found. They were perfect before you arrived.
6. No splashing contests. This is stated without further comment.

For visitors

New to the Big Pond? Announce yourself with a quiet ripple, pick a spot on the bank, and do nothing for at least twenty minutes. You'll be a local by lunch. Probably.