Fun Facts

Trivia from the revue — verified by absolutely nobody, beloved by everybody.

• Cora’s map is forty feet long and still growing. The map case it lives in is somehow bigger on the inside.
• Rivet once caught a two-ton gear one-handed while finishing a weld with the other. The Dynamo Choir swears the Dynamo skipped a beat.
• Patch’s antenna lights up with brilliant ideas at 3 a.m. sharp. The cast treats it like a fire alarm.
• Aegis has never missed a night on the wall. The wall, in turn, has never complained.
• The gear gardens grow a new flowerbed every time a bot laughs genuinely — the Gardeners keep laughter logs, just in case.
• The Oil-Can Toast ends with “nobody dims alone” — a line dating back to the Night of Falling Stars.
• Patch has lost count of the tools in the ports behind the ear. Current estimate: twelve. Rivet says fourteen.
• The Marquee Theatre’s curtain was once quick-changed mid-intermission by the Marquee Crew. Nobody saw it happen. Everybody saw the result.
• Cora’s compass doesn’t point north. It points to “interesting.” It has never been wrong.
• The Dynamo Choir’s opening number isn’t a song — it’s the power grid singing.
• Aegis leaves warm oil on the doorsteps of night-shift workers. Aegis denies this. The doorsteps disagree.
• The revue’s confetti is made of punched gear-sprockets. Ushers find them in the rafters for weeks.

More where that came from: Best Moments, Scene Guides, and the Timeline.

All “facts” are fan-written fun for original fictional characters.