Catchphrases & Quotes

In-world lines from Pastalia's favorite fabulist.

"Every noodle has a knot in its tale!"

"The Lost Recipe is out there — and so am I, most weekends."

"Gather round, little rigatonis — this one has a map and a moral."

"Al dente and adventurous — that's the Penne family motto. I just made it up, but it counts."

"A story a day keeps the bland away!"

"Maps are just menus for adventurers."

"Never trust a soggy alibi."

"The First Kneaders knew the way. I'm simply... re-deriving their route. Extensively."

"Tales taste better shared — pass the bread and the second helping of plot."

"Stay curious, stay saucy!"