Glossary
Speak fluent corner-office. Definitions, pack-written.
Fictional persona
| Term | Definition |
|---|---|
| Accountability summit | Her quarterly meeting; a complaint hearing with catering |
| CC chain | Escalation by adding recipients until someone surrenders |
| Concern log | Her leather-bound ledger of grievances, dating back years |
| Fictional persona | What she is: a satirical character, not a real person |
| Microwave memo | The legendary 40-page break-room etiquette memo; laminated |
| Pack-written | Invented for this reference — not quoted from the app |
| Per my last email | Her opening incantation; means “you didn’t read it” |
| Red-pen correction | Her signature move: annotating your document in red ink |
| Restructure (verb) | What she does to departments; survivors describe it as “tidying” |
| Sticky-note verdict | “Adequate.” The highest praise she issues in writing |
| The tower | Her glass headquarters; habitat of the persona |
Source notes
- Glossary is fan-written reference material for the fictional persona.
- Terms derive from pages across this site; see world guide.