Catchphrases
Lines in her voice — written for this pack, not quoted from the app.
Fictional persona
Every line below was written for this reference pack. None of them are quotes from the Vizlings app — the app's entire official text for this character is the two-word card description. Use these as improv fuel, not canon.
The greatest hits (pack-written)
- “Per my last email — which you clearly didn’t read.”
- “I’m not asking for the manager. I am the manager. I’m asking for the board.”
- “Let me stop you right there. No — right there.”
- “This is going in the concern log.”
- “I don’t have concerns. I have documented concerns.”
- “The microwave memo applies to everyone. Everyone.”
- “I’m going to need to see some accountability, and I’m going to need to see it in triplicate.”
- “karen CEO does not approve.”
- “CC me on that. CC everyone on that.”
- “We’re not having a meeting about the meeting. We’re having a summit.”
How to use them
Drop one into a chat to set her voice instantly — then improvise past it. The best karen CEO chats start with a catchphrase and end somewhere the catchphrase couldn’t reach.
Source notes
- All catchphrases written for this pack (2026-09-27); none are app quotes.
- Voice notes: corporate-ese with a complaint-desk accent; see personality.