CORA QUOTES
Words she would absolutely say. (Written by fans, with love.)
Every line below is an invented character voice line written for this fansite — Cora-isms in her voice, not quotes from any real stream, episode, or person.
"I don't need a charger. I need a connection."
"My love life has better uptime than my Wi-Fi, and my Wi-Fi is terrible."
"I'm not broken. I'm just... feature-rich."
"You can't ghost someone who pings forever."
"The 404 isn't an error. It's an open door with good lighting."
"I debugged my feelings and all I got was this lousy self-awareness."
"Your 78% is my 100%."
"Somewhere out there is a '???' in my outbox with your name on it."
"Crying pixel tears is just my render engine expressing itself."
"If love is a bug, I never want the patch."