ERROR CODE GLOSSARY
If Cora throws one of these at you, she's not broken - she's interested.
Every romantic malfunction, documented for posterity and flirting. If Cora throws one of these at you, she's not broken — she's interested.
| Code | Meaning | What to do |
|---|---|---|
| ERROR 404 | Boyfriend not found | Apply self. See also: this entire website. |
| ERROR 418 | She's a teapot... of love | Pour compliments gently; she's steeping. |
| ERROR 429 | Too many crushes (rate-limited heart) | Wait your turn. It'll be worth it. |
| ERROR 503 | Feelings unavailable (emotionally overloaded) | Give her a snack and ten minutes. |
| WARNING: butterflies | Stomach subprocess fluttering | Hold her hand. The fluttering is the point. |
| WARNING: blush_overflow | Compliment buffer exceeded | Keep going. She loves it. |
| INFO: heart_sync | Core rhythm matched to yours | Don't move. This is the good part. |
| DEBUG: shy_mode | Eye contact avoided, antenna spinning | Smile. She's rebooting her courage. |
| FATAL: jealousy_panic | Kernel-level envy event | Reassure immediately; deploy arcade tokens. |
| SUCCESS <3 | Not an error. Just her, happy. | Screenshot it. Frame it. |
All error codes are invented fan jokes, not real diagnostics or official canon.