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Silhouette of moose's broad antlers against a blazing aurora sky
AI-generated dramatization artThe crown. Do not touch the crown without asking.

Antler anatomy

A completely serious scientific* survey of a magnificent headpiece. (*Not scientific.)

Note: quotes, lore, and anecdotes on this site are invented fan writing for the character — never real quotations or real people.

The parts, as moose explains them

The PalmThe broad, flat center — "my dinner plate," moose says, "if dinner were dignity."
The TinesThe points along the top edge. Used for scratching hard-to-reach itches and winning arguments with low branches.
The BrowThe forward-pointing bit above the eyes. Excellent for parting tall reeds while wading.
The BurrThe knobby base where antler meets head. Tickles when the velvet sheds. Do not ask how he knows.
The VelvetThe soft summer covering. "Like wearing two warm socks on your head," per moose.
The Shed LineWhere last year's antlers let go each spring. He always knows the day; he feels "lighter in the thoughts."

The annual cycle

  1. Spring: last year's antlers drop (the Shed Festival). New nubs, soft as moss.
  2. Summer: velvet-covered growth. Peak itchiness. Sympathy from all taiga folk.
  3. Autumn: velvet sheds; the full rack is revealed. Strutting season (slow, dignified strutting).
  4. Winter: the crown at its finest — snow-dusted, aurora-lit, extremely photogenic.

Antler etiquette

The rules

1. Admire freely. 2. Ask before touching. 3. Never suggest they would make "a great coat rack" — this joke is older than the taiga and moose has heard it 4,000 times. 4. If a kit is using them as a bridge (see the Antler Bridge), wait your turn.

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